A Top Secret Message for Bruce Sweigert.

A Top Secret Message for Bruce Sweigert.

For your birthday...

For your birthday...

...I hired a stripper!

...I hired a stripper!

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

WAIT FOR IT...

WAIT FOR IT...

So. Hot.

So. Hot.

Happy Birthday Bruce!!!

Happy Birthday Bruce!!!

Whipper-snapper!

Whipper-snapper!

Now begins your 2nd 1/2 century adventure…