January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
25 posts
hot dog in a hole (jimmy fallon) →
Jimmy Fallon is a comedian for a newer generation then Leno, etc. His comedy is genius, but the audience doesn’t get it.
May 2009
2 posts
would you still love me if...
...I didn't love Katy Perry? : '''''(
March 2009
1 post
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
It’s gettin’ dark, too dark for me to see I feel like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door.
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February 2009
1 post
I had a vivid dream
Standing by the side of the road, I clutched a driver’s training manual in one hand and looked through binoculars with the other. I observed the tops of big deciduous trees, drenched in sun, with swirling dark clouds in the background, and noted shapes both created. Feeling somewhat awkward, I wondered if people might feel I was some weirdo, but concluded, “screw them!”
The area was suburban and...
January 2009
3 posts
A day in the life of a graphic designer
1. Client “A” wants a menu created in MS Publisher so he can edit it w/item changes.
2. Graphic Designer optains MS Office and creates menu in Publisher.
3. GD wants to send a jpg as a proof to client.
4. MS Pub. won’t save jpg’s OR pdf’s so he “prints” it to MS OneNote format (what the heck is that?) & opens it up. It lets GD save it as a Word .doc...
December 2008
2 posts
November 2008
8 posts
August 2008
4 posts
Plumbing/Domestic Disasters/Triumphs
You find out things when your sewer line gets clogged. Like you’re reminded that PC Market of Choice has THE most luxurious restrooms, though you have to walk the entire length of the store on the upper balcony, basically signalling everyone in the store: “I’m a loser…I actually use a public restroom” though no one ever actually looks up there…if they did,...